Pop Quiz:  What's The Best Thing About Being A Grown Up?

"extraspecialbitter" (extraspecialbitter) 01/03/2018 at 20:52 • Filed to: DON'T HATE, APPRECIATE, SHITPOST

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You’re wrong. It’s being able to buy this whenever you want.

Pictured: Not mine.Too lazy to photograph.

Spaceball-Two > extraspecialbitter 01/03/2018 at 21:00

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Nope. Having cleaned up all manner of fishy crackers in various states decay from under a car seat or off the face of a toddler I can say with utmost confidence that I will never eat a fishy cracker again.

ranwhenparked > extraspecialbitter 01/03/2018 at 21:02

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Or any junk food, really. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I’m having it.

extraspecialbitter > Spaceball-Two 01/03/2018 at 21:04

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hater.

Dusty Ventures > extraspecialbitter 01/03/2018 at 21:12

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Based on my morning weigh-in this morning that’s the worst thing about being a grown up

BaconSandwich is tasty. > extraspecialbitter 01/03/2018 at 21:14

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Animal crackers are also totally fair game. Same with Arrowroot biscuits.

extraspecialbitter > ranwhenparked 01/03/2018 at 21:14

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you live good

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > extraspecialbitter 01/03/2018 at 21:18

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You’re goddamned right! One is never too old for goldfish.

extraspecialbitter > Dusty Ventures 01/03/2018 at 21:18

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consider the omega-3's.

wafflesnfalafel > extraspecialbitter 01/03/2018 at 21:20

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uh.. I’d say that might make #3, (#1 - beer, #2 perfect full throttle 3-4 upshift at redline, #3 Pepperidge farms goldfish.)

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > extraspecialbitter 01/03/2018 at 21:22

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No. It’s ice cream. In equal amount to an actual meal.

average user > extraspecialbitter 01/03/2018 at 21:22

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I was in Epcot last month and I bought almost every savory snack from the Japanese pavilion.

extraspecialbitter > wafflesnfalafel 01/03/2018 at 21:26

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the fishes. they smile.

extraspecialbitter > average user 01/03/2018 at 21:26

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do they have takoyaki?

extraspecialbitter > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 01/03/2018 at 21:27

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that’s like 7 cartons.

Wagon Guy drives a Boostang > extraspecialbitter 01/03/2018 at 21:50

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Nope, it’s chocolate cake for breakfast.

average user > extraspecialbitter 01/03/2018 at 22:02

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I don’t know. I do not think so their Japanese food is pretty basic.

CB > extraspecialbitter 01/03/2018 at 22:21

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I bought Pogos when I was in university because I was a responsible adult and no one could tell me no. Turns out my parents were right to not feed them to me, Pogos are garbage.

The worst moment of being an adult is finding out your parents were right about some things.

extraspecialbitter > average user 01/03/2018 at 22:25

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i’m gonna need a list of your japanese snacks. for science.

Brickman > extraspecialbitter 01/03/2018 at 22:45

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I used to not care about gold fish crackers when I was a kid, now I love them :)

extraspecialbitter > CB 01/03/2018 at 22:46

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Apologies for being an uncultured swine, but google may have failed me. Are pogos and corndogs the same?

But that’s what university’s for. In that same respect, I experienced that vodka pong every Tuesday morning was a bad idea.

Goldfish, however, are mom-approved. Otherwise, they wouldn’t sell them in a comically large milk carton.

CB > extraspecialbitter 01/03/2018 at 22:49

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Yes.

SmugAardvark > extraspecialbitter 01/04/2018 at 02:36

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I maintain that beer and bagel bites for breakfast at 11am on a Sunday, then taking a nap on the recliner is the very best thing about being a grown up.